PHONE NUMBER: 800-407-2047
CALLER ID: "TOLL-FREE CALL"
VOICE: WHITE FEMALE, mid-20's to mid-30's
GAVE NO VERBAL IDENTIFICATION -- No company name or speaker's name offered.
--- phone rings, caller ID displays suspected bullsh*t incoming call ---
GREETING: Thanks for calling (business name). This is Alan. How can I help you?
CALLER: "Can I speak to the AT&T account holder?"
RESPONSE: They're not here, and this is a business. Do you want to leave a message? (all true)
CALLER: "No, I'll just call back later."
RESPONSE: Please don't. Our phone service isn't even with AT&T.